Billie: “I need you to give daddy a special hug right now so I can have a brother or a sister.”
Me: “Sweetie, that’s not how it works.”
Billie: “Yes. Yes it is. Now go hug him!! I’m naming my brother ‘Spike.'”
Billie: “I need you to give daddy a special hug right now so I can have a brother or a sister.”
Me: “Sweetie, that’s not how it works.”
Billie: “Yes. Yes it is. Now go hug him!! I’m naming my brother ‘Spike.'”
Billie's Momma 
She knows too much. Who asks for a brother anyway, I’d rather have a sister.