Billie: “I’m ready!”
Me: “Sweet! Wait, why is there a bulge in your skirt?”
Billie: “Well, I knew I had to wear shorts under my skirt, cuz I like to do that, but I realized I could wear shorts with pockets. Now my kitty cat can go with me everywhere! I’m a genius! A genius, Mother!”
Me: “Agreed. Did you remember your underwear this time?”
Billie: “Oh. …I knew I was forgetting something.”