Billie: “NO. No. I can’t do this. I’m afraid of the tooth fairy. Can she just not come tonight?   She creeps me out.”

Me: “Why does she creep you out?”

Billie: “SHE TAKES PIECES OF MY BODY, MOM. MY BODY. And she only gives me a dollar back. Just. A. Dollar. Not even a hundred dollars. Just one. No. No, mom. She’s evil. EEEEVVVVVIIIIILLL.”