Billie: “🎶Drink up the poison!
Then die a terrible death!
Drink up the poisoooonnnnnn!
Then die die DIIIIIEEEEEE.🎶”
Doug: “Billie, let’s not make up songs about murder or people dying, ok?”
Billie: “WHAT!? WHY NOT??”
Doug: “Because it’s not always approp—”
Billie: “But, no dad. This is how I play.”
Doug: “Your idea of ‘playing’ is to ride around on your scooter and sing songs about death?”
Billie: “Yea!!! Wait… Yours isn’t??”

She’s gunna be a ball of fun when she’s a teenager.