Billie: “OMYGOD I NEED TO PEE.”

Me: “Well, I can’t pull over right now but lemme find a place…”

Billie: “No!! Right now!! I really can’t hold it!”

Me: “Well, I’m not sure what to tell you. You’re gunna have to.”

Billie: “Nnnnoooooo!!! Waterfalls! Lakes! Sprinkers!!!”

Me: “What are you doing??”

Billie: “I’m trying to make you pee!!”

Me: “What? Why?!”

Billie: “BECAUSE IF I’M GUNNA WET MY PANTS I’M NOT DOIN’ IT ALONE, LADY.”