​Billie had to go in for a routine blood draw. She was not looking forward to it.
Billie: “Are you the vampire who’s going to suck my blood?”

Phlebotomist: “Yes. Would you like me to sharpen my fangs for you?” 

Billie: “Yes, please. I’d like to see what I’m dealing with here.”
She ended up handling it like a champ, of course, but she was a bit disappointed the lady used a needle and not her teeth.