​Billie: “Hey! Guys! Wanna hear my Halloween chant? It goes:

Trick or treat

It’s Halloween 

Give me some caaaandy 

If you don’t

Then I swear

I’ll pull down my underwear!”
Me: “Wait, what?”
Doug: “You’re pulling down your own underwear?”
Me: “But, like, why?”
Billie: “That’s the chant! That’s how it goes!”
Me: “That’s not the way the chant went when I was a kid.”
Doug: “Yea, wasn’t there a ‘smell my feet’ thing?”
Me: “And you definitely didn’t pull down your own pants in our chant. Like, ‘hey! You didn’t give me candy! Now check out my panties!’ I’m just not getting it.”
Billie: “Guys. That’s how it goes.”
Doug: “No, man. My undies are show stoppers not Gobstoppers!”
Me: “I want some Starbursts- not to show you my full moon!”
Billie: “Guys. Stop.”
Me: “It’s Sweet Tarts not sweet farts.”
Doug: “I want a Kit Kat not to show you my kitty cat.”
Billie: “Seriously?? I’m done with you two.”