Rental car guy: “Alright, Miss, your car is right this way.”
Billie: “Hey, Mom?”
Me: “Yes, love?”
Billie: “if I ever die can you do me a favor and marry a marshmallow?”
Rental car guy: “Whoa. What??”
Me: “Hmmm. What is the logic behind me marrying a marshmallow?”
Billie: “Well, I know you would be super sad if I ever died. But, you would also be married to a marshmallow. And that is hysterical. So as sad as you got, you could still be able to find the funny in the situation.”
Rental car guy: “Ok, real talk: that is the craziest thing I have ever heard. But then she explained her logic and now I agree with her. I’m really thinking you should marry a marshmallow. I feel really crazy for agreeing with her. But, man, I agree with her.”
Me: “Welcome, bro. You get used to it.”
