Billie: “Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.”

Me: “Yes. But that was decidedly NOT a mistake.”

Billie: “It was a mistake I tell you! A mistake.”

Me: “Billie. You just started screaming about butts and Chinese food.”

Billie: “It was a song for America! Do you not like America?”

Me: “You were supposed to sing a lullaby for your cousin. Not a metal scream fest about booty and chow mein.”

Billie: “In my defense, I feel like every song should be about butts and Chinese food. Think about it, Mother. Just think about.”