It’s late. I get home to find Billie “sleeping” in my bed. I start getting into my PJ’s when she pops up from under the covers to surprise me.
Billie: “HEY WOMAAA— HOLY NAKED. YOU’RE NAKED.”

Me: “Yup. I’m naked. Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?”

Billie: “I like it best when I’m naked. You can really see the real you. When you’re naked you see who you are on the inside.”

Me: “Well, I mean, not technically.”

Billie: “Should we get technical and open you up? I know where the knives are.”
😳😓😂