Doug: “How come no one in this house can close the bread correctly? It’s like we all just want everything to be stale.”

Billie: “Life gets ya down. It gives you lemons. Go ahead and make you some lemon tarts, have some coffee. Then sit down with your child and have a talk about the birds and the bees. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. Not perfect. But life.”

This was not the response Doug was looking for, however poetic and insightful it may have been.