Billie: “Why is that lady standing in the middle of the group in that picture?”
Doug: “Because she’s the shortest.”
Me: “Notice how she barely beats out your dad for that honor.”
Doug: “You stop it! I am not that short!”
Billie: (patting him on the back) “It’s okay, Dad–”
Doug: “Aw, thank you, Billie.”
Billie: “–I mean, you can still ride the baby roller coasters…
🤷”
Doug: …
Doug: …
Doug: “I hate you both.”
Dejavu
Or
Vujade as pad would say!