Short Fuse

Billie: “Why is that lady standing in the middle of the group in that picture?”

Doug: “Because she’s the shortest.”

Me: “Notice how she barely beats out your dad for that honor.”

Doug: “You stop it! I am not that short!”

Billie: (patting him on the back) “It’s okay, Dad–”

Doug: “Aw, thank you, Billie.”

Billie: “–I mean, you can still ride the baby roller coasters…🤷

Doug: …

Doug: …

Doug: “I hate you both.”

Short Fuse

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