Me: (squints) “What is that statue supposed to be? A bear? A dog?? A bear dog!!!”
Doug: “A cow, sweetie. It’s a cow.”
Me: “Well, if you were to ask me to describe a cow without using the word ‘cow’ I would definitely call it a ‘bear dog’ and not be wrong.”
Doug: “No, you would still be wrong.”
Billie: “I LOVE THIS IDEA. Like, an elephant is a whale and a horse!”
Doug: “Billie, let’s not–”
Billie: “A possum is a rat beaver!”
Doug: “Okay, that’s quite enou–”
Billie: “AN ALLIGATOR IS A SHARK FROG.”
Doug: (to me) “What have you done??”
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