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I have a daughter named Billie and she's rather awesome.

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90℉ Feels Like 5,000,000,000℉

August 15, 2015August 15, 2015 ObieWanJacobybacon, family, weather, wordsLeave a comment

Billie: “It’s too hot. If you make me go outside again I’m going to need bacon, water, and an umbrella.”

90℉ Feels Like 5,000,000,000℉

Things My Babysitter Should Know

January 25, 2015 ObieWanJacobyaint nothing but a meat thing baby, bacon, humor, loveLeave a comment

When you hand Billie a piece of curled over bacon she runs through the house screaming, “IT’S LIKE A MEAT CANDY CAAAAANE!!!”

…so there’s that.

Things My Babysitter Should Know
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