Indecent Exposure

Billie: “MOM!”
Me: “What’s up, B? I’m in the shower.”
Billie: “You’re in the shower?!”
Me: “Yes.”
Billie: “Are you naked?”
Me: “Uh, yea. That kinda comes with the territory of being in the shower.”
Billie: “Are you wet?”
Me: “What? Yes, dude. That also comes with the territory of being a shower.”
Billie: “Well, I wanna go to the store with you and daddy.”
Me: “Um. Ok. I’m still in the shower. But let daddy know I want to talk to him.”
Billie: “Really?? Uh, ok…

DADDDDY!!! MOMMY’S NAKED AND WET AND TOLD ME TO TELL YOU SHE HAS TACOS FOR YOUUUU!!!!”

…I’m so glad we chose to open all our windows today. Our neighbors must love us.

Indecent Exposure