FLASHBACK: September 20, 2013

BEFORE

So. Date nights rarely happen for me. When they do, they’re kind of sacred.

Doug and I went out on the town tonight for less than two hours and left Billie with a babysitter. We get back… LESS THAN TWO HOURS LATER to find Billie has chopped off ALL the hair on the entire front half of her head. 
No joke, guys, like G.I. Jane short. 

…But she left the back half alone. 
So now she has a mullet.

AFTER

I… I… I… I can’t stop laughing…