FLASHBACK: October 21, 2013

So. After my lovely friend, Sissy, swept and mopped the entire house Billie decided to dump pepper in the kitchen. 

I told her to go get the broom and dustpan but, after five minutes, there was still a pepper mountain and no broom in sight. I walk into the next room to almost step into a puddle.

Billie: “Watch out, mommy, I went pee pee on the floor!”
Me: “What. Why??”
Billie: “My body just had to go pee and I had to listen and then things got crazy.”
Me: “…And WHY do all your stuffed animals have cherry tomatoes in their mouths!?!?”
Billie: “I TOLD YOU: Things. Got. Crazy.”

What.
…There is not enough patience in this world.

Bright side: my three year old now knows how to sweep and mop with the best of them.