Breakfast for Dinner

My Plan:
Make Billie breakfast for dinner and clean the house before Doug gets home.

What Actually Happened:
Start making bacon
Dog flips over it’s dish
Clean up dog dish
Get out ingredients for mini muffin tin pancakes
Let Billie help
Salt spills all over the floor
Turn bacon
Slip in salt upon closing the oven door after turning bacon
Billie pours milk in the Dog’s dish, because, naturally, it “makes my bones healthy so it will make her bones healthy. Oh! Maybe we can make pancakes IN the dog dish!!”
Clean up dog dish
Stir pancake ingredients
Too thick- add milk
Run out of milk- add yogurt
Billie dumps yogurt on her face trying to pour it into her mouth
Dog tries to lick it off
Clean Billie
Remove dog from room
Pancakes still too thick
“The batter feels like play-doh, mommy! Stick your hand in it”
Scratch making pancakes, play with “play-doh”
Play doh gets on walls
Billie slips in salt
Where did that yogurt come from?
“I like this. It’s like I am wearing a dress made from pancake!”
Why are you naked?
What is that smell?
How did your pants get in the toaster?
Why does this room look like a bakery exploded?
Burn bacon

Breakfast for Dinner

Since Our Theme is: Failing (At Cleanliness & Hygiene)

FLASHBACK: October 21, 2013

So. After my lovely friend, Sissy, swept and mopped the entire house Billie decided to dump pepper in the kitchen. 

I told her to go get the broom and dustpan but, after five minutes, there was still a pepper mountain and no broom in sight. I walk into the next room to almost step into a puddle.

Billie: “Watch out, mommy, I went pee pee on the floor!”
Me: “What. Why??”
Billie: “My body just had to go pee and I had to listen and then things got crazy.”
Me: “…And WHY do all your stuffed animals have cherry tomatoes in their mouths!?!?”
Billie: “I TOLD YOU: Things. Got. Crazy.”

What.
…There is not enough patience in this world.

Bright side: my three year old now knows how to sweep and mop with the best of them.

Since Our Theme is: Failing (At Cleanliness & Hygiene)