FLASHBACK: February 14, 2014
Billie’s daycare teacher’s husband is a reverend who sometimes comes to visit the kids. He and Billie have an interesting relationship.
Reverend Franklin: “Hey there, Billie! Good morning!”
Billie: “Good Morning baby! I like your poo poo face.”
Me: (freaking out just a bit) “Billie! Reverend, I am so sorry about that. Billie, that is not funny, love, we need to—“
Billie: “Mommy. Poo poo is always funny.”
Reverend Franklin: “She’s right. Poo poo is always funny. I like your poo poo face too, girl.”
What? I– what??
DAMNIT, REVEREND. YOU’RE NOT HELPING.