Me: “Sweetie, it’s your first day of school and you’ve got crumbs all over your face.”
Billie: “I was trying to make a beard!”
Me: “A beard of crumbs?”
Billie: “Yep.”
Me: “For your first day of school?”
Billie: “Yep.”
You know what? I’m cool with it.
Billie's Momma 