Me: “Sweetie, it’s your first day of school and you’ve got crumbs all over your face.”
Billie: “I was trying to make a beard!”
Me: “A beard of crumbs?”
Me: “For your first day of school?”
You know what? I’m cool with it.
The lyrics to the song Billie is making up right now:
“If you want to take my time
You’ve got to change my life
Yea, if you’re gunna take my time
Then you’ve got to change your mind
Yea booty booty booty booty booty booty booty…”
So basically my kid is Usher.