Best First Impression

Me: “Sweetie, it’s your first day of school and you’ve got crumbs all over your face.”
Billie: “I was trying to make a beard!”
Me: “A beard of crumbs?”
Billie: “Yep.”
Me: “For your first day of school?”
Billie: “Yep.”

You know what? I’m cool with it.

Best First Impression

Young Lyricist

The lyrics to the song Billie is making up right now:

“If you want to take my time
You’ve got to change my life
Yea, if you’re gunna take my time
Then you’ve got to change your mind

Yea booty booty booty booty booty booty booty…”

So basically my kid is Usher.

Young Lyricist