We Gots Jokes

Billie: “Why was the 2 afraid of the 7?”
Me: “I don’t know. Why?”
Billie: “Because 7 ate (8) 9!”
Me: “Ha, good joke, I—”
Billie: “Wait! I’m not done. Why was the 47 afraid of the 9?”
Me: “Uh, I haven’t heard this joke before. Why?”
Billie: “Because the 9 slapped the 47 in the booty. Duh.”
Me: “That’s a pretty frisky 9.”
Billie: “Yea, it’s not his fault, tho. His parents never played with him.”

We Gots Jokes

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