We Should Invest In More Headphones

Me: “Hey, Doug, we love you.”

Billie: “Yea, dad! We love you!
…Dad? …DAD! Hello? CAN YOU HEAR MEEE?”

Me: “Oh, Billie, he has his headphones on- he can’t hear us. Let’s take advantage: hey, Doug, you’re weird!”

Billie: “Yea, dad! And your pants are on fi-yah and you look the way farts smell!”

Me: “Yea, and you’re a scrawny, weak little man–”

Billie: “YES. LIKE, DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?!?!”

…soooo… this how we spend our mornings…

We Should Invest In More Headphones

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