*While doing her hair*

Billie: “I wish I was in Jesus right now floating in the clouds!”

Me: “You wish you were in Jesus?”

Billie: “Yes! Floating in the clouds!”

Me: “But, like, *in* Jesus, though? Who wishes to be in Jesus?”

Billie: “SOMEONE WHO’S GETTING THEIR HAIR RIPPED OUT OF THEIR SKULL, MOTHER!!!!!”

…I really enjoy this precious moments with her.