Calliope (age 3): “DON’T TOUCH THE COMPUTER. If you touch the computer then another crack will be put in it and it will super break and then WE. CANT. USE IT!!!”

Billie: “Uhhhh, sure thing, Ms. Fussypants” (Leaves room).

Calliope (to me): “She likes that word, ‘fussypants.’ Seems to be the only one she knows.”