​Doug: “I know this has been a long car ride, Billie. And it’s gotta be hard being in the backseat–”
Billie: “IT’S REALLY HARD! I DON’T LIKE IT BACK HERE. I would rather be anywhere else than back here. I would rather EAT A NAKED MAN!!”
Doug: “Whoa whoa whoa, you don’t gotta do all that–”
Me: “Nah, I say go for it, Billie. We are in the pouring rain in dead stop traffic on the 5 freeway. If you find a naked man out here go ahead and eat him.”
Doug: “Hezzie, no–”
Me: “But bring a sharp knife. I imagine it’s gunna get gamey.”
Doug: “Seriously??”
Billie: “YAY! I’M ON THE HUNT FOR NAKED MEN!!!”
…whoops.