The Engagement Pool of Chocolate Cake

Billie: “Mom. That ring was $17,000.”

Me: “Yep.”

Billie: “$17,000, MOM!”

Me: “Yup.”

Billie: “NO. MOM. That’s SEVEN.TEEN.THOUSAND. DOLLARS. FOR. A. SHINY. ROCK.”

Me: “Yup.”

Billie: “A tiny little shiny rock?!? $17,000! Why?? Why, mom?? That’s just a shiny rock. If I am going to give you $17,000 then I want the rock to be the size of me. Yea. And, you know what? I don’t want a shiny rock. That’s what I have a backyard for. I could go get my own shiny rock. You know how much chocolate cake I could get for $17,000? I could fill a WHOLE POOL with chocolate cake. Why do we even have wedding rings when cake exists?”

 

This kid is a revolutionary.

The Engagement Pool of Chocolate Cake

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