How Will I Get This Child Clean…

Billie: “I hate showers and baths. I hate having that water on you and having to put stuff on your body.”

Me: “But you love bodies of water, right? Like, you love swimming in the ocean.”

Billie: “I DID but then I realized it’s where the largest animals in the world go poop. So that’s a no.”

How Will I Get This Child Clean…

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