You Can Have This TP When You Ply It From My Cold, Dead, Fingers

Billie: “Hey, mom, I’ve been bringing our nice, soft toilet paper to school and replacing it with the thin scratchy stuff they give us.”

Doug: “Please don’t take our toilet paper, dude.”

Billie: “I’m doing the public a service–”

Doug: “It’s expensive-”

Billie: “PEOPLE’S BUTTS DESERVE BETTER, DOUG.”

You Can Have This TP When You Ply It From My Cold, Dead, Fingers

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