Billie is dressed for school in baggy ass sweat pants, and a big zip up hoodie. Looks like an entire fabric store ate a human.
Me: “That’s, um. That’s a look.”
Billie: “It’s ‘Character Day’ at school. I’m going as my favorite character.”
Me: “Who’s that?”
Billie: ‘You.”

Walked right into that one. 🤦