Me: “Do I have any sauce on my face?”

Billie: “Yea. You have sauce on your double chin.”

Me: 😐

Billie: “You still have sauce on your double chin.”

Me: “Could you stop calling it my double chin, though?”

Billie: “Your triple chin?”

Me: “You know, when I get older you’re getting me the best retirement home money can buy. It’s your penance for treating me this way. No expense spared, ya hear?”

Billie: “🙄Sure thing, Sophia. Shady Pines it is.”