Me: “Douglas. Let me get this straight: Billie insulted your height…”
Doug: “Yes.”
Me: “And your response was, ‘Don’t act like I can’t control your height- I can just stop feeding you’???”
Doug: “THEY BROUGHT IN A MEASURING TAPE. THEY BROUGHT IN PROPS TO A JOKE FIGHT! I couldn’t just let them win. I won’t go down like that.”
Billie: “I SAID WHAT I SAID AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN.”

….There’s clowning and then there’s whatever it is we’re doing. 😂🤣😂