Me: “So the word is ‘rondure.’

Billie: “That means ‘gracefully round!’”

Me: “Perfect! How would we use that in a sentence?”

Billie: “Your butt is not rondure.”

Me: “Right. My butt is a flat pancake.”

Billie: “That’s a metaphor!”

Me: “And what if I said, ‘My butt is like a saggy ‘w?’”

Billie: “That’s a simile!”

Me: “Now we’re getting it!”

…Homeschooling is going great.