My mom: “Billie, if you could be any character from ‘Frozen’ who would you be?”
Billie: “I would be the angry ice snowmonster that Elsa creates to protect her.”
My mom: “That is probably the coolest answer ever.”
Billie: “Of COURSE it’s cool. HE’S MADE OF ICE.”
Doug said Billie was sick.
I said she wasn’t.
“It’s just as cough,” I said. “She’ll walk it off,” I said.
But Doug persisted. “Billie is sick,” he said.
“Right. Yea, Okay. She’ll be fine. If it persists after a week we’ll call a doctor,” I said.
That was 2 weeks ago.
Tonight Billie coughed so hard she threw up on me.
Hey guys, guess what?
Billie is sick.
Doug is going to be UNBEARABLE after this.