Since We’re Talking About Being Different (with a Dark Sense of Humor)

FLASHBACK: September 23, 2012

Billie has three toys she’s playing with right now. A zebra, a dog, and a cow. She’s been trying to stand them up on her lap for the past 10 minutes. Inevitably, the zebra knocks the cow over who then knocks the dog over and all three fall onto the floor. Finally, she gets frustrated and sits on all three of them while crossing her arms indignantly.

I looked at her, sitting on her animals in silent rage, and asked, “Um. What are you doing?”
Her response?
“It’s the circle of life.”


…..
…….oh. my. god.
I don’t know whether I’m raising a genius or a sadist but I’ve been on this couch laughing to myself for the past 10 minutes.

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Since We’re Talking About Being Different (with a Dark Sense of Humor)