Maddie (6): “My New Year’s resolution is to be kind to my family and love them everyday.”

Me: “That’s an amazing resolution! What’s yours, Billie?”

Billie: “Kitties.”

Me: “Kitties?”

Billie: “Yup! Kitties.”

Me: “What, exactly, are you resolving to do with kitties this year?”

Billie: “I’m going to eat them.”

Me: “Your New Year’s Resolution is to eat a cat?”

Billie: “Yup.”

Me: “What? Why??”

Billie: “I’ve never done it before. It seems like a good idea.”