FLASHBACK: April 1, 2013

::Billie Translations::

What she means: “why, thank you mother, I do believe you are a delightful chef.”
What she says, “Mommy, you da best maker!”

What she means: “Greetings, sir or madam, pray tell what are you up to?”
What she says: “Aye, Bay-beh, whatchoo doin’, bay-beh?”

What she means: “I am overwhelmed with excitement.”
What she says, “I got, like, ALL the HAPPIES!”

If we’re being honest I like her take on the English language better…