It Gets Me Right In The Hartery

Billie: “What did the heart say to the man?”
Me: “I don’t know. What?”
Billie: “He said ‘Happy Valve-Intines Day!’ Get it? Valve?! Like a heart valve??”
Douglas: “Dude. That was good. Is she smarter than us?”
Me: “Shit. I think so.”

It Gets Me Right In The Hartery

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