Billie: “DADDY HAD GIRLFRIENDS. DADDY HAD GIRLFRIENDS BEFORE MOMMY!”

Me: “Well I would hope so.”

Billie: “Really?”

Doug: “Yea, I’ve had many girlfriends. But only one true love (he reaches forward and grabs my hand). This woman right here. Your mom.”

Billie: “Awwww!”

Me: “Aw, honey. Thank you. And I, too, have one true love.”

Billie: “Daddy?”

Me: “Nope. Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.”

Billie: “YES, WOMAN! YES! That’s my one true love, too! All hail mint chip!!”

Doug: (yanking his hand back) “I hate you both.”