Toddlers & The Art Of Scapegoating

FLASHBACK: August 11, 2014

I just found an ink pen, finger paint, and a costume zebra tail in my bed sheets.

Me: “You know, I can’t be sure, but I think this is your fault.”

Billie: “Well. If you can’t be sure then we should just blame it on daddy.”

Solid plan of action, kid.

Says the future politician
Says the future politician
Toddlers & The Art Of Scapegoating