Toddlers & The Art Of Scapegoating

FLASHBACK: August 11, 2014

I just found an ink pen, finger paint, and a costume zebra tail in my bed sheets.

Me: “You know, I can’t be sure, but I think this is your fault.”

Billie: “Well. If you can’t be sure then we should just blame it on daddy.”

Solid plan of action, kid.

Says the future politician
Says the future politician
Toddlers & The Art Of Scapegoating

Wherein Billie Makes Her Own Memes

secret agent Billie is a cat

I don’t think she gets the idea of the memes… but she had a lot of fun writing these.

And, yes, I did freak out at the “A(n) Owl” faux pas. But she’s five, ya’ll. Give her a break.

(Editor’s note: Calliope is her cousin and Jemi is her aunt… Obviously Auntie Jemi has some serious ‘splaining to do.)

Wherein Billie Makes Her Own Memes