Today’s Billie Quotes

“I can’t take a shower. All I can do is stay alive. And poop.”

And

“The Sandman got me in my eyes. Right in my eyes. All they want to do is close. I don’t think he knew that I was trying to party.”

Today’s Billie Quotes

“My Tongue Wants to Run Out of My Mouth”

Billie: “Mom. I can’t keep talking to boring people. When I talk to boring people my tongue wants to run out of my mouth. My words die. I have to save my tongue. From now on, I just want the weird people. They make my mouth happy.”

“My Tongue Wants to Run Out of My Mouth”

#ShitMyKidSays

Billie: “I told you it would be hard having a child. I told you!”

Me: “What? When could you have possibly told me that?”

Billie: “Before you had me. I came to your dreams and I said, ‘Mommy. It’s going to be hard having a child!’ And you don’t listen to your dreams I guess.”

I’m creeped out.
But also… Inspired?

#ShitMyKidSays